pendeviejo

Old person who acts and dresses like a teenager

Person1: That girl’s dad is a pendeviejo.
Person2: why?

Person1: he’s listening to Gucci Gang while dabbing

by Fiona365 January 22, 2018

Spicy Pendaho

The most mexican thing ever created even more mexican than The Frisky Mexican (Trademarked) Mainly a salsey sauce with many many uses

"Dude that krafty kondola stole my pendaho when i was sleepin."
"You should go try and get a Frisky mexican after you go and get your spicy pendaho back the mexican way"

by Shnukertown69 October 24, 2011

Pendulam Pants

A word meaning someone is of neither sexual preference, not Gay or Straight, they 'swing' both ways.

Prime example,...Sonia on Eastenders...she married martin, then 'fell' for her girl friend. She has pendulam pants, swinging between both gay and straight relationships! Hence a Pendulam, swings backwards and forwards.

by Hummers October 24, 2006

the pendulum

when you pierce the skin between the vagina and the anus then put some string through it (a shoe lace). Then dangle a 3 pound weight from it and then swing the pendulum into the erect penis (chuckney channel) ta dah.

oh god my dick hurts from last night . my girl friend gave me the pendulum.

by alex edgeington November 12, 2013

Pendeja

A term that mostly describes AOC and the likes of her. Pendejas of her caliber denounce all that our constitution and laws stand for.

AOC is a pendeja for her hypocritical behavior.

by aPPliedF0rce February 19, 2022

pendant

Pendant, n.

One who, by correcting others, gives himself (or herself) just enough rope by which to hang.

Bill: "That bloke's a total pendant."

Ben: "I think you mean 'pedant,' mate."

Bill: "I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. BTW, is this noose too tight?"

by zutelwortle October 14, 2007

chinese mushroom pendulum swing

an aesthetically based sexual maneuver in which the performer squats , wraps his arms around his legs and uses them to propel his body in a circular motion therefore creating a swinging of the penis and nutsack in a 360 degree swing. can be shortened to c.m.p.s for quicker use.

you: "man that chick last night was so hot how did you manage to fuck her?"

Me: i just did a chinese mushroom pendulum swing and she was so impressed with my technique, she had no choice

by anton enus November 25, 2009