toxic parasite

a questionably homosexual adolescent boy, that loves drama more than jacking off and his mother. He is a momma's boy and loves to feel sorry for himself. He loves and admits that he likes pissing his younger girlfriend off and makes her feel bad about herself. He cheats on her by hooking up with random girls and emailing them. He's to big of a pussy to tell his mother about his new "fling" with another woman so he emails her about it too (who the fuck emails anymore anyway?). Basically he sucks, and says he loves her but he doesnt at all!

Toxic Parasite: hey what did u do today?
Girlfriend: nothing just hung out with some friends.
Toxic Parasite: who?
Girlfriend: Oh hannah, sarah, jimmy, billy, and robert
Toxic Parasite: WTF!!!?? I CANT BELEIVE YOU?!!? I CANT TRUST U EVER AGAIN!!! YOU HUNG OUT WITH OTHER GUYS AND FUCKED ME OVER!

by yowatsup? November 24, 2010

Collective parasite

Someone who hides behind the orgy of the collective.

The girl pretended life was an orgy to everybody from the viewpoint of a collective parasite.

by Solid Mantis September 16, 2019

Dhruv parashar

Dhruv parashar is a very intelligent and smart guy. He is a pro in almost everything he does. He is best at everything. He has got a little rivalry with Mr naman. He is going to be an mit graduate

Hey look its dhruv parashar.

he is pro

by Jjrockerusa May 20, 2020

Paras

This Indian kid who is short and friends with Kris.
He plays magic at the dances instead of mackin' it up like a pi-i-i-i-imp.

see second definition of sagar

Lolol, Paras will you marry me plz?
no, g2g play halo.

by Kris Bracke January 24, 2004

Parascoping

When one gets a boner in waist deep water causing the tip to protrude the surface.

While at the swim up bar, Matt was caught parascoping while speaking with an attractive girl.

by CleverIdiot April 17, 2015

Parasite

1)an animal that has a negative relationship with its host animal. Certain beetles that kill trees are worse than negative, they kill trees. Ticks are parasites to humans, where spiders are symbiotic.

2) a human parasite is one of the social variety. A person who lives off money they did not contribute to by working is a parasite. A lawyer is a parasite to a client in some cases. A rapist is a parasite to a woman(or man) because the relationship is predatory and the rapist takes from the host. A vampire would be a human parasite if vampires were human.

People who are not going to work tomorrow are parasites because they are busy lying around, and don't have time to contribute to society. Give them hell because that's the only way to motivate one of these blood sucking human mites.

by Solid Mantis August 1, 2016

Social Parasite

Someone who will avoid any kind of actual hard work and instead rely on the hard working tax payers to support them. Despite being fully capable and able bodies, they focus their talents on finding new and innovative ways to game the system. Their struggle becomes increasingly more difficult with each new game, and eventually, beating the system becomes a full time job just to stay out of foreclosure. The vast majority of social parasites are liberal panty wastes and fully support and subscribe to the democratic (pronounced 'socialist') agenda.

My brother's girlfriend is a very nice wonderful woman, despite being a social Parasite.

by Absentagenda February 27, 2021