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Dry Package Deal

The act of taking a solid shit and not peeing.
"Dude you ok? I didn't hear any trickle with that plump!"
"Yeah! It was a dry package deal."
by uh_duh12 October 4, 2011
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Redundies package

When a person who was used to gather information and find a suspected bed head haha , who died his hair blonde , then choked a chicken and spanked a monkey , after a short black coffee , no longer is needed because they have got all the bed heads back into a bed now and off the street , They get red undies from haemorrhoids and explosive shitting
Oh hey man heard you choked the chicken and they found out you might be a bed head hiding in public like you’re actually not too lazy to have a home , so they offered you the redundies package for you to just accept your too scared or too lazy or too bed head to ever succeed in life.
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
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Package mode

When you expect a package to arrive soon and are actively anticipating its arrival.
"My new Lego set finally came in yesterday. The package arrived at 6 PM, but I was in full package mode since 2 lmao"
by Inlovewithabsol May 12, 2023
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That "Package"

Damn, did you hear about Darren James
....the pornstar that fucked around in Brazil and came back with; that "PACKAGE"?!?!!😲
by pornstar1 May 14, 2023
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garbage package

The most disgusting, uninteresting thing you've ever seen, tried, or tasted. The easiest way to let people know you're not about to try something again.
Man, the lingo these kids use nowadays is straight garbage package, fam.
by CaptainCoolArrow February 3, 2023
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Package Anime

When someone writes a whole chronicle of the whereabouts of a package their expecting, regardless of their peer's willingness to know.
Karen's released another episode of her package anime. Why did we let her in the group chat? I don't want to know every movement of the buttplugs she ordered!
by Lambda_BM December 27, 2020
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crackage package

Butt cheeks, rump, flesh of the buttocks, flapper.
by Burkey Turkey January 3, 2021
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