Wetter than an otters pocket

Something cool i say when i think something is cool lol

Lily: Wow that chicken was wetter than an otters pocket last night luvvy

by • 🍫 m e l l o 🏳️‍🌈🖕• March 9, 2021

Otte

(n.) A victim of watching Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure to the point of emulating said behaviors and actions. Individuals afflicted with said condition have often partaken in excessive marijuana and alcohol use during the early 1990s. Whippets are a possibility as well.

Comments indicating Otte "ism" are as follows:
"I know what you mean about a lack of money. I just blew my wad all over my girlfriend's present!"
"Suck my balls" - in response to an Otte's boss needing a rickshaw ride.

by brown trout June 27, 2006

Otter Pop

This is an action carried out by a brave individual who would assist a female who has improperly inserted or lost the string to her tampon and has had a bloody mess, and cannot remove the hygiene product herself. The real work comes when the assistant must remove the bloodied tampon by using a sucking action over the lips of the clitoris. The used sopository should come out with very little effort. But in extreme, and even life-threatening situations, the sucking action should be increased to dislodge the cotton stick, lest she get toxic shock syndrome.

Shelly says to Bob: "Hey Bob, I got a bad problem, can you help me?"
"sure"
"I lost my string to my tampon and I need you to Otter Pop it out..."
"Uhhhhhhhhh"
"Thanks again Bob, your the best co-worker ever"

by Mrs. Shelly Robert Jones May 19, 2010

Octember

A made up month that fuses October and September.

I was boen on Octember 32

by adonkeyisaass October 12, 2003

raging otter

this takes two people to do. while someone is asleep one guy shoots a load on the sleeping victims face, and the other has diahreah on the victims face. you then punch them in the stomach so they wake up to the suprise of their life.

Sally and I gave that bitch ass Messenger a raging otter, and laughed when he cried like a little girl

by Loopy McLellan July 11, 2006

otter fuck

Grabbing a woman, dragging her into deep water, poking her from behind while cracking shellfish on her tits.

Summer at the beach was great - the day care center provided lots of otter fuck opportunities.

by otter June 27, 2006

OTTER SLIDE

THE FEMALE VAGINA

at the strip club

johnny "check out the otter slide" on that ripper

by Warfrin101 December 21, 2008