ostrichization

The act of placing one's head in the sand

It is time you sent in your overdue tax return and stopped this ostrichization

by Rob Walton June 21, 2005

ostrich sac

A scrotum with few pubes.

I got a glimpse of Johnny in the showers. Boy - he has such an ostrich sac!

by hairless September 8, 2005

Ostrich Juice

Jizz out of your butthole

Dude look at all that ostrich juice on the bed bro.
Holy fucking shit that is a lot of OJ

by HyperMattdamon4 December 30, 2011

ostrich

To hit or push your own or others knees with enough force to cause the knees to bend backwords causing ones legs to look like an ostrich

Guy1: Hey did you see that video were that guy got his legs bent backwords

Guy2: Ya he totaly got ostriched

by pakmann October 30, 2012

the ostridge face

A myspace site which is used to post embarassing photos or just normal photography around the Newport Beach and Costa Mesa area. It was created in Newport Beach, California. By a girl named Anna Rosete. The one who actually came up with the idea was Joseph Tenore.
Anna Rosete partnered with friend Melissa H. For a while until friendship was ended then Anna had to take charge of the photo-taking herself.
Was started in 2007, at first they used the normal diginal cameras and sidekick camera, aka the worst cameras. Then upgraded to a nikon D40 and Canon.
The photos are just mainly upon young students who Attend Newport Harbor high School, and previously Ensign Intermidate School.
It started as a progidy of TheCobraSnake.com
But then once it got more attention the website was changed up a bit.
The Myspace Site is well known in Schools such as: Newport Harbor, Ensign Intermidte, Corona Del Mar, Orange Cost Collage, Costa Mesa High School.
Once you look at the photo albums you might find pictures of yourself there that you never thought were taken. You can look at the site by going to myspace.com/theostridgeface

Chrissy: OMG you'll never belive, I saw a picture of Dillon kissing that slut Amber on the ostridge face!

Kate: OMG no way! Show me!

(They check the ostridge face photo albums and find the picture of Dillon)

Kate: WTF I can't belive this! He asked you out so many times!

Chrissy: I KNOW! Ill never fuck him now.

The next day at Newport Harbor.

Josh: Dude Dillon, Chrissy saw a picture of you kissing Amber on the Ostridge Face, now Chrissy says she'll never have sex with you.

Dillon: FUCK! I should have never let Anna take pictures of me kissing that slut Amber then post them on the Ostridge Face!
Now every school is gonna know I hooked up with her.

by AmandaPoopFace-666666666666666-333 June 26, 2008

ryan osterman

A midget who plays guitar and is amazing in the grundle area see polar body

Corey:Hey ryan osterman was pretty sick last night at his show
Connor:I hate that polar body

by Con-Are-Tist April 30, 2006

Ostriches

Why are there so many ostriches? The brochure said thered only be a few ostriches! This is the worse vacation ever!

Don: Why are there so many of those tall animals with their heads in the ground?

Alex:Those are ostriches Don.

Don: Wow, this is the worse vacation ever!

by OnTheMurderScene May 26, 2009