dialing while black

Unwanted cellular phone calls at odd times that are usually the result of an African-American caller who lacks phone ettiquette. They usually ask for someone in a terse tone or claim, or insist, that you called them first without identifying themselves. Caused by poor eyesight, dyslexia, confusion, given a false number at a club, etc. does not bother to save frequently called numbers into their cell phone contacts.
I got another "dialing while black" call on my personal cell phone. She claimed I called her first and when I told her my number she hung-up. Or, some obviously-impared black guy just called me asking for Sheniqua. I told him there was no Sheniqua here and he hung-up abruptly, another "dialing while black" call.
by Toasted Yew May 25, 2012
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dial your daddy

something typically said to someone that is in way over their head, implying that he/she needs his/her father's assistance to get him/her out of the mess they are in.
"Better turn back now, or dial your daddy boy."
by Robert Trainer December 22, 2008
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Dialing number 7

Getting your period prs parting of the red sea. (#7 on the telephone is PRS)
You wanna do some in and outs tonight?
No thanks I'm dialing #7
Ok then I'm dialing 1-800-fuckme cuz I need to get laid.
by Andi March 07, 2005
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Somalian Sun Dial

When you anally fuck a women, jizz in her ass, lay her face down, ass up, and let the jizz dry. Once jizz is dry, pour some gun powder in her ass and mix it with the dried jizz. Then snort the mixture of future generations and explosives.
Man 1: Hey Bro, you tired yet?

Man 2: No Man, I've been up for 15 days from The Somalian Sun Dial.
by Sean139 October 07, 2007
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drunk dial central

wherever you are when you start drunk dialing people
This is Cheeds and the LOVEMASTER comin at you from drunk dial central in Yorba Linda, California.
by da duckster December 28, 2007
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quaking your dial

A common euphemism for sucking your dick.
Karli is always up for quaking your dial.
by Maya Padilla August 05, 2008
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alabama pocket dial

The act of putting your cell phone on vibrate and shoving it into a girls ass, calling it, and before it reaches voicemail she forces it out on your face
Dude I was with this girl and she gave the best Alabama pocket dial it only got to two rings
by Phil cobbler March 27, 2016
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