water bottling

When a man is so sexually excited that he runs a hot bath and only puts the head of his erect penis in, which makes him cum imediately into the hot water. Masturbation, sans the mess. Also, more discreet.

John had a huge boner, but he was afraid to have his parents here him jack off, so he went water bottling.

by BPhizzle November 22, 2005

Gatorade Bottle

A plastic vessel used to store ejaculated fluids collected while out-to-sea.

I want to see if I can fill my gatorade bottle in the next four months.

by Danielitus September 10, 2008

bottle opener

The key to a cold, refreshing and delicious paradise.
The worst thing to forget when going camping.

One lads night out in a tent...
Jake: "Finally, now where's that bottle opener!?"
Bill: "<Rummage> OH SHIT!"
Jake: "You wonky bollocks bastard!"

by Jeffrey Douglas December 04, 2006

Nut Bottle

A bottle in which you store your nut juice.

My nut bottle full
"Reduce, Reuse, Recycle"

by Aiden Pascavis September 24, 2018

Bottle Quest

Drinking a 5th of any liquor to yourself in one night.

Hey man can I get pull of that jamo?

Nah dude sorry I'm on a bottle quest

by Catfish 23 October 29, 2017

Kiss the bottle

Getting drunk. Often in a large group of friends.

“Hey,you wanna come kiss the bottle tonight?”
“I can’t”

by SClarky04 December 09, 2021

Bottle Ho

A girl attracted by bottle service.

We popped bottles at the club and soon enough we were surrounded by bottle hos.

by Spider99 August 20, 2012