hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof

So extremely pissed off that your face turns red, smoke comes out of your ears and you go almost insane

Dave: Hey John what happened?
John: Bill took the last can of soup out of the cupboard.
Dave: That sucks.
John: Yeah, I was hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof

by 1 redneck15 March 11, 2011

I suggest you get off my roof before I ignite your frilly, red pants

A proclamation of annoyance and little or no tolerance for the disregard of property, mainly that of roofs.

<Yokel> Hey, Joe-Greg-Billy-John! I can see down yer chimney from up here! Hee-yuck!
<Grampa> I suggest you get off my roof before I ignite your frilly, red pants, Johnny-Smithy-Jeevesy-Beau!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 8, 2003

roof cumbers

A cucumber thrown at a roof

Oh my days that human got nailed by the roof cumbersome!

by Nightmia April 22, 2020

Roof Canoe

someone who is utterly useless at their sole purpose

Julia is a roof canoe at cooking.

by roofcanoe May 1, 2020

Roofed

To throw onto a roof

Someone finally roofed that dumbass cump cube

by Gleamingthecube May 7, 2021

Plywood on the roof

A women with a ridiculously massive forehead.

Fuck me mate, did you see those hens that just passed us, the middle one had so much plywood on her roof, I bet space x often mistakes that as the landing pad for them new returnable rockets.

Noun- A person usually a women who would be Extreme pound material if it wasn't for her absolutely massive forehead that is plywood on the roof in its raw form.

by Boney McGrath May 7, 2023

Cat on a hot tin roof

When it slips out and goes in the other hole. She then jumps off quick as a cat in a hot tin roof.

We tried cat on a hot tin roof last night.

by Mackster.Yo May 2, 2025