hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof

So extremely pissed off that your face turns red, smoke comes out of your ears and you go almost insane

Dave: Hey John what happened?
John: Bill took the last can of soup out of the cupboard.
Dave: That sucks.
John: Yeah, I was hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof

by 1 redneck15 February 24, 2011

I suggest you get off my roof before I ignite your frilly, red pants

A proclamation of annoyance and little or no tolerance for the disregard of property, mainly that of roofs.

<Yokel> Hey, Joe-Greg-Billy-John! I can see down yer chimney from up here! Hee-yuck!
<Grampa> I suggest you get off my roof before I ignite your frilly, red pants, Johnny-Smithy-Jeevesy-Beau!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 08, 2003

Roofing

Gluing your tongue in another person's butthole

Manny was roofing Nixon while in the bath.

by OGkohanim January 02, 2024

Roofing

To get overly excited on a night out.

Margarita was really roofing last night

by Lolopololo May 09, 2022

Roofing

An act portrayed by a dog that when presented with dirty toilet paper says, "gee that toilet paper sure smells good".

I went to take a shit and Lucy was Roofing.

by The RONA Wigger November 17, 2023

finish on the roof

to finish on the roof means to look stupid in front of others

-Aye Jessica
-What?
-Go and finish on the roof cuz you a dumbby

by gocgheck April 14, 2022

roof party 2.0

The sequel to the sick as fuck Roof Party that hasn't even happened yet. This is going to be FUCKING SICK AS FUCK. SO many drugs especially the good ones like meth, chicks, and guns. New this year is Super Smash BROs tournament. The tens of thousands of people who come MUST black out or overdose.

Billy: "Roof Party 2.0 is a GO! Chris you are invited!"

Chris: "SICK AS FUCK"

by Roof Party June 10, 2014