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Omelete

Omelete - This is where you thrust so enthusiastically into your female partner that you scramble all her eggs!
I hadn't seen Lisa in a month. We went at it so hard, I think we made an omelete!
by Sean66 September 22, 2005
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tokyo omlette

tokyo chick puts scrambled eggs in a turky baster and squirts them up her ass, then shits em out on the japan steak house table and cooks em up for you.
yum lets get a tokyo omlette oh yeah
by xdementia August 28, 2007
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Denver Omelette

A sex act that also satiates hunger, this is achieved when one partner stuffs one or more store bought eggs into the vagina or butt of the other partner. The couple then proceeds to have sex in a hot tub. Once the eggs are fully beaten and cooked from the hot tub sex, the couple does a sixty-nine.
I wanted salsa with my Denver Omelette so I jizzed while we were having sex in the hot tub.
by bexla March 17, 2010
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oobleck

Someone who is so unbelievably cute and fun to be around that you wanna squeeze them and play with them in the bushes. They tend to be the same age as you and are usually in college. Ooblecks also tend to have fun with creative activities, and it is in these moments when it is easiest to spot an oobleck. Be warned, after a while of knowing an oobleck, you too will become an oobleck. Transforming into an oobleck is always recommended, but can make focusing on college work more difficult. Occasionally, they are confused for a corn-starch water mixture, but no need for worry. They are still the same old oobleck you know!
<looks at facial expression and body language>
"Awwwww..... you're such an oobleck!"
by oobleck#3 June 12, 2018
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ooblets

Small oblong cheeto-like shaped feces.
I went to Buffalo Wild Wings last night and now I am shitting ooblets
by JohnMclane June 15, 2018
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Mexican omelette

When you go down on a girl when she's on her period.

The female period blood is representative of salsa, a typical dish with Latin origins which is included in omelettes in that culture. The omelette is of course the eggs from the ovaries that are flushed out of the vaginal canal during shark week (the only decent thing the discovery channel has done in years)
"Yo, Jeff, you go down on your girl last night?"
"Yeah, but she was in the middle of her shark week so I gave her a Mexican omelette."
by Ratherbeinspace January 12, 2017
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Chin Omelet

1. busting a nut on a girl's (or guy's, for the gays) face.

2. the end product of aforementioned act, after it has dried on her (or his, for the gays) chin and it looks like that gross shit left over in the pan after you fry an egg.
1. "My girlfriend said she needed some more protein in her diet, so we banged real quick and I finished off by giving her a chin omelet."

2. "Bruce asked me to blow a load on his face last night, so I did, but he didn't clean it off right away! I was soooo grossed out. I mean, he just left it there till it turned into a chin omelet!"
by Ranal Apist September 2, 2010
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