by owoQumi November 22, 2021

When you throw a game of football in the 2nd half, despite being the 2nd highest paid person in your state
by Reese Alexy September 1, 2022

Neils are always the smartasses. No matter what they will always have a remark or something to say, especially to their friends. They are lowkey cunts but will defend their friends and family but will disagree and act like they dont care. Neils are nerds who are book smart but lack common sense. They are very private and tend to ignore their own feelings but would help others. Neils are quite the moody ones but nonetheless always make others laugh.
by jorrrrddaaannnnn February 28, 2021

He is a guy. He really hates people stepping on his shoes and can do five hundred rubiks cubes at the same time. He is also hated by grandmas because he makes deez nuts jokes. Has beef Noah. He also eats way too many bananas and is in danger of minions. Is smart, I guess. (this is for non-ginger neils specifically). Someone who likes basketball and soccer. He's funny too I guess. BUT he's a slytherin and made me believe he is a scorpio.
by northdokateyourass November 30, 2021

Neil is a genuine guy and can be very stern yet goofy. He is a clown fish, batti man fun days, this man is smoke herring and loves to hold beef. Neil likes to bull men and take bullin, Neil loves to swim, bc that’s what fish do.
by anonymous November 22, 2021

One of the most fundamental questions in the universe that has no true definition.A phrase often used by many honorary academics and noblemen.No one really knows who Neil is.Guess we'll never know
by Yourebiggay October 24, 2020

by BIGMANDONTQUESTION November 19, 2020
