The "black hole" of the internet.
If I weren't out with you guys tonight I would probably be home refreshing my MySpace page every five seconds
by K Star April 26, 2006
Get the MySpacemug. 1. Terrible color schemes.
2. Hilariously bad music list.
3. Same boring set of photos which consist of angled, black and white, or 'crank up the gamma' pics to hide pimples/fat. If that's not bad enough, there's always a retarded emo phrase underneath the pic.
4. Every word typed in alternating caps or ebonics.
5. Pages usual have 50+ flash gifs of the word 'SHORTY' or 'PRINCESS'.
6. If you're not into shitty music and shitty trends, stay away. Looking for individuality? STAY AWAY!
2. Hilariously bad music list.
3. Same boring set of photos which consist of angled, black and white, or 'crank up the gamma' pics to hide pimples/fat. If that's not bad enough, there's always a retarded emo phrase underneath the pic.
4. Every word typed in alternating caps or ebonics.
5. Pages usual have 50+ flash gifs of the word 'SHORTY' or 'PRINCESS'.
6. If you're not into shitty music and shitty trends, stay away. Looking for individuality? STAY AWAY!
Guy1: hey check out this site, www.myspace.com
Guy2: hmm what's this... holy shit what the fuck is this shit? what is that terrible music playing?!
Guy2: hmm what's this... holy shit what the fuck is this shit? what is that terrible music playing?!
by GOERNR January 12, 2006
Get the MYSPACEmug. "What the fuck is up with MySpace."
by arex-kun June 10, 2005
Get the Myspacemug. "Are you myspaceing?"
by Lex Strebel July 15, 2006
Get the myspaceingmug. Dude, I just took a picture of this monkey throwing poop at this little kid!!
Woah! That's so cool! You should "Myspace it!"
Woah! That's so cool! You should "Myspace it!"
by Sieler081 October 16, 2008
Get the Myspace itmug. Once a virulent epidemic of America, where anorexia and suicide were not uncommon biproducts. Once upon a time, it was a less-than-magical place for middle and high schoolers were lonely males could drool over pictures of partially naked and extremely self-conscious slutty females. Emos became more emo. Girls became anorexic, and both guys and girls became suicidal. It was, in itself, a pretty good social networking medium, but has long since been abandoned. The few people still on it spend most of their time cursing Mark Zuckerberg and trying to get over their middle school experiences in the early 2000's.
Emo Guy on Myspace: Hello? is there anyone I can try to emotionally relate to out there?
Myspace: An unexpected error has occured.
Myspace: An unexpected error has occured.
by Iodinea July 28, 2012
Get the Myspacemug. MySpace is a stupid and pointless web site where nothing really happens... and yet it's super addicting.
by The Whitest Nigger Of Them All January 1, 2006
Get the MySpacemug.