Cunt Mop

A tampon

Shit, my gums are bleeding again! Quick, pass me a Cunt Mop!

by aloicious69 March 17, 2009

bootie mop

When a dog uses the ground to wipe its butt after using the bathroom.

"Rover, don't you dare bootie mop this floor!"

by Daisy Lashes July 14, 2009

Sharp as a mop

A person who may not be astute but has a seemingly purposeful presence. The person may be useful but doesn't have an external awareness. A mop serves a purpose but is not a intelligectually significant.

You're sharp as a mop.

by urban-grl June 25, 2016

Anal mop

A person(s) who decide to deface the anal region with any number of brushes, mops,etc. in a way that is so vile it can only be described as "anal mop"

"oh my god dude have you tried a a hoover sweeper!!!?"
"dude, your an anal mop"

by sgt.420 August 19, 2008

Human mop

A person whose desire for intercourse is so great that it outweighs rationality. Allowing them to disregard physical and mental beauty, and overlook social taboos most people would shy away from, including but not limited to intercourse with overweight girls, red heads, thressomes with two cousins, and girls who are on their period.

Person 1: That fool Jacob told me he was still attempting to get at some girl even after she had admitted to shitting in her pad while taking the SAT's.

Person 2:Typical. That's why we call him the human mop.

by Who fucking cares11 April 29, 2011

Chocolate Mop

The act of taking the anal cavity and cleaning with the tongue, thus a chocolate mop.

Dude 1: Hey that girl was so kinky she Gave me a chocolate mop.

Dude 2: Cool man

by Zune345 February 24, 2011

Wet Mop

A mopey or pessimistic person who lacks personality.

My counsin’s husband is such a wet mop. He has no personality and constantly complains.

by Baybaynaynay January 26, 2019