Mommy’s Milk 

The sweet succulent milk from the teat of a mother. Available in 1% 2% and skim

“Hey Derek these scrambled eggs taste a little funny did you try a new ingredient”

“Ya dude I mixed it up with some mommy’s milk”

Mommy’s Milk by Garbanzo July 31, 2019

mommy juice 

a drink for a mom. beer or liquor for a mom that is tired of dealing with her screaming kids.

fuck this, I want some mommy juice

honey, stop at Uncle Bud's on the way home and pick up some mommy juice for me...

mommy juice by b. hanback February 17, 2008

mommy money 

money that is given to people strictly from their parents/or mom, and in most occasions is meant to be spent on useless shit because its from your parents

bro: yo i got 40 dollars in mommy money
dude: you want to buy drugs?

mommy money by xfuckstick December 30, 2008

Mommy hole 

n. The meaty vag clam that has passed a baby through it, that now is the destination to reach for. Most "mommy holes" are very shiny with vag slime and enjoy the hint of mensrtrual blood, and are most at home with something in them, the size of a mans fist.

1: I don't care that she sat in the car for 3 days driving

here. I'm going straight to the Mommy hole!
2: As soon as she gets her spawn to bed, and that tampon

out, I'm gonna tear that Mommy hole Up son!
3: Yeh I fucked her. Right in the Mommy hole!

Mommy hole by ThaOcean November 13, 2011

mommy? sorry? mommy? 

excuse me? mommy? sorry? mommy?

excuse me? mommy? sorry? mommy?

mommy? sorry? mommy? by NotYourDaughter October 19, 2021

Mommy milkers

When a human with two X chromosomes resembling an older woman, (usually a mother like appearance) sport sum fat fuckin boobies

“Saw a MILF with some fat fucking mommy milkers”
“What the fuck is wrong with you?”

Mommy milkers by Horrum February 16, 2021

mommy candy 

obviously middle-aged man who over-grooms himself in an effort to appeal to younger women, but whose age makes his appeal only work on women his age who think they're still 20 somethings, too.

"Did you see Chelsea's dad, rocking the Abercrombie? Total mommy candy."

mommy candy by torngc September 8, 2009