Moist mittens

When two people hold hands and they get really sweaty and gross.

Dude I was so nervous it was full moist mittens with her

by Sloppy sambo April 30, 2022

mitten sucker

Incredibly stupid child. One who sucks the "juice" from a snowy woolen mitten with no regard to whether it contains any of various contaminants.

"You know Billy, right? The mitten sucker in the 4th Grade. I'd vote him most likely to try to stop a truck with his face."

by Robert LaTuque November 18, 2016

piss mittens

Genitals. Whatever your genitals may be.

Hey baby, nice ruts. Let's smoosh piss mittens

by Lads4 February 22, 2020

mittens

when a lesbian grinds on another woman. the lips will touch each other and fold making a mittens

Ell: you were great last night

Dream: Thanks, I love doing mittens with you

by DreamIsALesbian January 23, 2021

Sleeping with the big mittens on

When someone is finally resting or accepting a situation, after they've been fighting it. (Based on their use on hospital patients, who may be fighting to pull out IVs or foleys, and so they put "big mittens" on their hands so they can't hurt themselves, and they finally fall asleep.")

"Is your friend still suing their landlord to get their deposit back?" "No, she's decided to let it go. She's sleeping with the big mittens on."

by ndwoods January 16, 2024

Douche Mitten

A guy who loves getting pegged by radical feminists

That stupid fucker works at Target. What a Douche Mitten.

by xanadude313 August 20, 2019

just mittens

Like 'just kidding', but... 'just mittens,' ya know?

AIM convo:

yourmomeatscarrots: i hate you and i hope you die
imyerbunny: y would u say that 2 me?!?!? ):
yourmomeatscarrots: just mittens!
imyerbunny: lol k.

by Billy Buddy August 29, 2005