Minecraft

A world that (most of the things) is possible

Person 1: Hey lets play Minecraft
Person 2: Sure!
15 minutes later...
Person 2: I still don’t get why tf a stick can hold a giant tree
Person 1: Minecraft
Person 2: And why tf there has a block that you can make monsters?
Person 1: Minecraft
Person 2: WHY TF YOU HAVE WINDOW AND YOU CAN CRAFT SAND?!
Person 1: MINECRAFT BITCH

by Randomguyintheworld December 29, 2019

Minecraft

This is where you get girl friend from and get booty time but just to find out it is your uncle

dang I found out my Minecraft girl is me uncle

by doctor oofy oof September 13, 2019

Minecraft

that game that horny 12 year olds masturbate to the "blockorn"

billy: you fucked an anime girl? nah, u shit, we fucked a minecraft alex :O

by CallumlousTV December 20, 2019

Minecraft

The best game ever invented and if you dont play your just broke lol

Billy the cool kid: hey tom do you play minecraft
Tom: no i dont like it
Billy the cool kid: your so gay and broke dude....

by G4YM3R October 12, 2019

Minecraft

Minecraft is the game of legends that will NEVER die. Well... it will NEVER DIE TWICE!

Person 1: Hey do you think that Minecraft is dying again?
Person 2: Tf did you just say?
Person 1: I just wanted to know if-
Person 2: *Repeatedly impales Person 1 with their Sharpness V diamond sword

by 69is_funny69 October 27, 2019

Minecraft

the best game ever

play minecraft not fortnite

by Natertater1633 November 14, 2020

Minecraft

It’s better than all the games, so much creativity can be put into one game. Because it all combines, everyone comes together and makes amazing things. It all started with notch, the creator of minecraft. As minecraft develops, the game increases in creativity. It’s just an explosion of imagination!

Julianna: Hey, Victoria! Let’s play minecraft!
Victoria: K! Let me get my computer!

by nbc news, your local fake news August 12, 2018