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fister mister

A man who fists other men at rapid fire speed.
Whoa, look at that fister mister over there! He's totally fisting those guys at rapid fire speed.
by D3adM3rchant December 20, 2015
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crispy mister

A crispy mister is a name for an incredible saucy french sandwich, drizzled in thick hot white cum sauce.. Also known as a cummy cruster, a creamy dumpster, or a cummy dumpster.
"That chick is quite the crispy mister."

"Yeah, she's always drenched in hot cream sauce."
by Crispy Brittany September 29, 2017
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Honey-Midterm Phase

The time between when you take a midterm and get it back. It is defined by feelings of ecstatic happiness and self-praise: "That wasn't so hard" and "I think I did really well on that". Time period can is typically between a couple days to a week, but can last months if your professor is lazy and disorganized. Preceded by Seasonal Midterm Disorder and succeed by Depression upon seeing your score.
"Hows your week been?"

"Great, I took at midterm on Monday and have been in the Honey-Midterm Phase all week!"
"Oh look scores just came out"
"Fuck"
by Jim? James? Jimothy? October 3, 2017
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El Mister

A Puerto Rican god-man, who created the song Tumbalakatumba. He is the very embodiment of divinity and violent orgasm. A small cult has been built around his worship, with the goal of spreading their belief.
All hail the glorious El Mister!
Tumba tumba tumbalakatumba!
by Vanklofsgov December 8, 2017
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piggy mister

someone who writes in highlighter and / or sharpie on the whiteboard
"Look at Claire writing in green highlighter all over-the white board. She's such a piggy mister!"
by pseudoyname October 16, 2018
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to mister producer

to be the absolute toppest G, to be the producer of everything gigachad
I will mister producer a TV show
He wanted to mister producer a course
by thenoobplayer June 14, 2023
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Jagger Mister

The mist you get on your face when Mick Jagger releases his seed after a long night of coke induced necro sex.
"Bro, I snorted 2 lines and give this chick a Jagger Mister last night"
by Kiyoshi Kane October 1, 2023
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