micro men

A man who exibits none of the traditional male attributes like courage, valour, stamina, etc

I am surrounded by micro men.

by BenRittenhouse July 19, 2016

micro hobby

A hobby you spend hardly any time on, but that you claim because you bought the gear.

Bottom says he’s taken up bodyboarding, but it’s just a vacation micro hobby.

by Bottom Ford September 29, 2010

Micro

Micro - a term used by a group of gentlemen known as “the boys” which infers a gathering most commonly known as “a session.” During this so called “session,” typically 1-2 ring leaders encourage casual happy hour drinks, but without the other boys knowledge/consent, show up with a small dosage of “Peter” to give a spark to the reunion. While “The Micro” is only meant to be 1-2 hours, these events have be known to go on much longer into the night, or as some would refer to as “the darkness”

Bro, that Micro last night was absolutely sick

by TheBaggieMan February 28, 2023

micro wave

A microscopic wave, mathematically impossible microscopic wave

A micro wave is small

by Maxifire32 August 24, 2022

Micro Trans Action

When two transgender midgets are having sex.

- Wow, did you hear John and Sarah had sex yesterday?

-Yeah, they had a Micro Trans Action.

by memstealer February 13, 2021

Micro Penis

a conditiion where your dick looks like a smurf but is not blue. Scientist need a miroscope to see that dick.

You boi you have Micro Penis cuz.

by Pyscho x NIba13 May 16, 2019

micro bottoming

refers to anal sex with a very tight hole that allows for a micro penis to still feel pleasurable

Micro bottoming is the only way that my micro penis works.

by bb2292 May 22, 2020