michelly and robyn

michelly and robyn are really beautiful best friends. they are very good ppl to be friends with, if you have either of them in your life, you’ve been blessed. they are really funny and deserve the world as they’re sooo amazing

person: is that michelly and robyn?
me: yes that is them, i wish i had a friendship like theirs.

by caramel&chocolate March 8, 2025

Michelada Special

A sexual act in which one inserts himself in an obese Latina woman (torta) who is menstruating. Upon pulling out the bloody member, he sprinkles tahin on the tip and proceeds to urinate on the aforementioned torta. He finishes the act by slapping the bloody member on her forehead and proclaiming “Michelada whey”

The bloody, tahin sprinkled stamp resembles a mushroom on her face.

Person 1: Man, that torta over there is looking fine. I wish she wasn’t on her period.

Person 2: Don’t worry about that man, just give her the Michelada Special

Person 3: My name Jeff

by TortaPounder April 20, 2025

Michelled

Trying to take it all and getting nothing then crying to Facebook.

I had a family conflict, and my aunt Michelled me

by 36meowfia October 4, 2025

Michelled

Trying to take it all then losing it all. Then crying to Facebook.

I had a family conflict then my aunt michelled me.

by 36meowfia October 4, 2025

Michelo

The Agent M, a CIA agent using a TikTok star as a alter ego
He saved Venezuela with aid of Donald Trump

Congratulations, Agent M, Michelo, Mission Accomplished, go return home
- Donald Trump

by VproTech's Son January 7, 2026

Michel

Someone with a huge ego and thinks there better than others by using smart words , deep down he’s chill

guy 1: yo michel you need to fix your ramus
michel: bro i mog you sub -5 you have no appeal

by samantha4578 January 14, 2026

eron mickel

A nice and loving dad whom didn’t find this funny but i do... 🤔

Hey Eron Mickel

by Fuck my dofe May 30, 2018