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Skater Matress

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A girl who sleeps with only skaters just so they will allow her to hang out with them. Age of the skater is of no matter to the Skater Matress!
"Dude I always see that girl at this skate park." "Yeah man-she's a Skater Matress!"
by Washington's Own Victoria April 28, 2005
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Babe, lock the door...the last thing we need is little Billy walking in while we are matress dancing.

Let's go back to my place for a little matress dancing.
by B. Hanback February 11, 2008
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going to the mattresses

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Prepare for a battle or adopt a warlike stance.

In times of war or siege, Italian families would vacate their homes and rent apartments in safer areas. In order to protect themselves they would hire soldiers to sleep on the floor in shifts.

Ordinarily we would want to verify such stories before publishing them here as part of a phrase derivation. In this case though it isn't really important. The meaning of the phrase turns on the association in Italian folk-memory of mattresses with safety in wartime. The phrase wasn't well known outside of the USA and Italy prior to the Godfather movies. It was used there, and later in The Sopranos television series, to mean 'preparing for battle'. Whether or not the stories that originated it are true doesn't alter the fact that the screenwriters of those films used them in that context.
"That Sonny's runnin' wild. He's thinkin'a going to the mattresses already."

Mainly popularized by the film, "The Godfather."
by icanjuggle2 March 17, 2010
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An airforce chick who only fuck marines, beacause all the rest of the force men are queers.
I Going to get my grove on with a marine matress tonight.
by Anonymous July 14, 2003
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Mattressing

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When you're at a house party, and you've drinken too much, and go to lay down in an empty room and inadvertently end up in bed with 5 or more people. While everyone else either falls off or leaves, one, or even two couples will stay and makeout on you. Literally on you, making you their 'mattress'.
Person1: Hey baby, last night was great! ;)
Person2: Yeah it was! But your bed felt kind of weird.
Person1: Oh yeah!! It was because Paris was mattressing for us!
by TheMattressGirl August 4, 2012
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Matress Actress

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Joslyn James is a matress actress, those could have been anyone's baby.
by Duncmeister February 16, 2010
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walking matress

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another word for Hoe, Slut, one who sleeps with people more than they work
"Here comes the walking matress, wonder whos sleeping on her today?
by Soulja Boy October 31, 2007
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