mattress gravy (n):
when you and a hooker fuck in the hooker's bed but make sure not to get it in her.
when you and a hooker fuck in the hooker's bed but make sure not to get it in her.
by Slang Bitch September 25, 2017
Get the Mattress Gravymug. A no-nothing holiday such as president’s day and Columbus Day that’s mainly to give government workers a day off and to sell mattresses.
Damn the bank is closed today for that stupid mattress holiday Columbus Day. Well let’s go buy a mattress I hear they’re 30% off today.
by Dnurse15 February 18, 2024
Get the Mattress Holidaymug.