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Matthew Evans

was killed from the brutality of beating his cock
Matthew Evans beat his dick so hard and it exploded with blood
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Matthew

An absolute gem and someone worth talking to. He is absolutely beyond the realm of perfection and just drop dead gorgeous. Never fails to make you happy and just make your day. Everybody deserves a Matthew in their life because he is such a gentleman and someone worth cherishing. Had a bad day? Talk to Matt because, he'll make it all better. He deserves someone amazing and no-one can ever compete with him because he is an absolutely amazing human being! I'm lost for words because Matt is just asdfghjkl perfect and nice and deserves the absolute best in life.
I hope I meet a Matt someday because I'm sure he'd be one of those people who'd never leave me even in my darkest times. Matt, I've never met you but, already you've had such an impact on my life, you have no idea the effect of simply talking to you has had on me. It's pulled me out of a dark dark hole and I can never even thank you enough for that! You're amazing and Ily Matthew <3 :)
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Matthew

A guy with a big cock who can have sex like no other smart,funny,and great in the bed matthew can make you laugh even if you feel like you want to die
Oh I'm so sore oh Matthew!
by matthrw March 27, 2015
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matthew

You're a Matthew
by That's Gasoline!!! January 28, 2017
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Matthew

THE AWESOMEST PERSON ALIVE from the root AWESOME in accient GODish so if u think ur awesome look at matthew.
I mean it
matthew is the awesomest EVE-A so dont think ur awesome
cuz compaired to matthew
U R NNNNNNNAAAAAADDDDDAAAAA
person: "woah matthew is sooooo awesome"
matthew: "DAMN STRAIT"
by the editor of awesome December 8, 2010
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Matthew Donaldson

a changed person for the better; someone who begins not to care what people think about them, especially when it comes to God
by Crocguy19 March 7, 2009
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matthew dellavedova

Aussie point guard for the Cavs. Also known as the G.O.A.T. Affectionately referred to as Delly
Holy shit, Matthew Dellavedova is the greatest of all time
by elarsen5 December 30, 2015
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