Miss Knable is a Dumb Bitch
by Jim November 29, 2004
by Peter White February 01, 2005
The Oldest Beauty Pageant in America, first televised in the 1950's. Provides thousands of dollars in scholarship to young women ages 18-25 every year. Often put down by feminists and blockheaded men and other members of the populace who don't understand the pageant or know anything about what they're talking about.
Vanessa Williams was crowned the First African American Miss America in 1984; she was replaced by Suzette Charles (the second African American Miss America). Bess Myerson of New York was the First Jewish Miss America, Crowned in 1945.
by ichigoblue September 29, 2006
Miss Smith is a fat school teacher who is the biggest dyke in the whole world. you will never meet a teacher with the flattest ass, smallest feet, most messed up teeth, tiniest hands, and the weirdest looking oompa loompa you will ever see. in other words she is a fat lonley oompa loompa dyke who lives alone with her pussys and doggies and humps them all night...yea
Oh my God did you see Miss. Smith today, She was starin down that dyke ref and you could tell she was undressing her with her eyes. Miss smith LIKES TO LOOK AT PEOPLES ASSES AND BOOBS only girls though..
by jessicaaaa March 18, 2006
Harvard of the South where all things preppy and greek reside. We are home of the Mannings (we still love Peyton) and the best tailgating in the SEC. We don't buy our grades because are too busy spending our money on the Square.
During football season, the town of Oxford shuts down because everyone is in the Grove cheering on the Ole Miss Rebels.
by rebel chick 04 July 24, 2006
by Donjo May 09, 2006
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