Loozerus

A seeming genius at making mistakes, bad life choices, all the while imagining himself/herself mentally ahead of the game. Based on Biblical Lazarus... Lazerus... EG. "Way to go, Loozerus!!" or... "Come forth Loozerus" A Loozerus is usually most obvious in a crowd when he or she graces said crowd with an observation/opinion that either makes no sense, or which might easily be proven wrong by another Loozerus. Variant Loserus

Good Job Loozerus!! Lighting that cigarette next to that oxygen tank was SUCH!! a fine idea.

by Lusty Ingersol April 27, 2006

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looserfish

a high ranking looser, acheived through excessive loosering.

grow up and put the clothes back on my little sisters barbie dolls you looserfish. and what exactly is ken doing to eric??

by rachel carpenter December 11, 2003

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looserpissed

To get incredibly drunk. Not just a little drunk, but that kind of drunk where you want to go to the county fair drunk.

"I am gonna go out and get looserpissed"
"I got looserpissed last night... Big Day.

by Dan the man Allen November 28, 2006

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loozard

When someone has a weird body set temperature plus they're geeky about it like wearing fanny packs with panchos rolled up in them in case it rains in New Mexico or being deathly afraid of not having a gallon of smart water and small satchel of smelling salts in case it gets over 69 degrees fahrenheit.

Me: Can we just turn the notch up on the heater to like a kinkier better warmer average temperature above this current 68 so we don't have to heat bricks by the fire and put them in our mocassins and roll in whale blubber to stay alive in our own home?
Mom: No
Me: Loozard...
Mom: Don't say that. That's mean. WWJD lol

by catzilla 69 February 20, 2009

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