loozard

When someone has a weird body set temperature plus they're geeky about it like wearing fanny packs with panchos rolled up in them in case it rains in New Mexico or being deathly afraid of not having a gallon of smart water and small satchel of smelling salts in case it gets over 69 degrees fahrenheit.

Me: Can we just turn the notch up on the heater to like a kinkier better warmer average temperature above this current 68 so we don't have to heat bricks by the fire and put them in our mocassins and roll in whale blubber to stay alive in our own home?
Mom: No
Me: Loozard...
Mom: Don't say that. That's mean. WWJD lol

loozard by catzilla 69 February 20, 2009

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lolzard

1-To laugh so hard you are taken by a mysterious power back to the Dinosaur times.

2- the lengthend term for Lol'z

1-"wow look at those dinosaurs, what a lolzard!"

lolzard by Mat_11 July 4, 2008

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loozard • lolzard • Loosard • Lootard • Lootarded • Lozzard

Lootard

Half loser, half retard. Generally used for people who are so retarded that it makes them losers.

-''Omg i cut a hole in an apple, and stuffed cinamon inside it, and put it in the microwave, and it exploded! And now I'm eating it! HAHA ''.

-Wow, you're such a lootard...

Lootard by Ashbaay June 14, 2010

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Lozzard

Lozzard - Female - a person of extreme awesomeness, certainly one of a kind.

Always has the men wanting her, due to the fact of being a total babe !

Artistic, gentle, kinda querky and quick witted will always a have a funny come back to any situation.
They also have these weird super powers, where you can never get angry at them with out laughing.

lozzard - magical super being
also known in an expression of - omg that was so Lozzard

Lozzard by jocelyn_the_vampyress February 28, 2011

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Loosard

a combination of looser and retard; a very stupid person; hot people.

Man stop being a loosard.

Loosards are soo hot.

Loosard by Dylan and Laureen September 4, 2006

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Lootarded

Half looter, half retard. Describes people who are so retarded that it makes them loot.

Lootarded - ''Omg! I'm such a lootard. I looted the mall and stole Air Jordans from inside it, then traded them for crack, and got all cracked out! HAHA!! ''

Lootarded by oldschoolrocker December 7, 2021

Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

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