Red Lobster Effect 

A commercial in with the food looks delicious, until you realize the restaurant the commercial is for always serves substandard food.

"That sure looks good!"

"Yeah why don't we go there?"

"Aww, it's at Denny's."

"Darn! Sucked in by the Red Lobster Effect again.

Red Lobster Effect by TZer0 June 23, 2013

lobster

A derogotory term used by American colonists reffering to British soldiers during the American revolution because of their bright red uniforms.

I shot me a couple of the king's lobsters.

lobster by Paco Renalski October 3, 2005

levi lobster 

Levi Lobster, Penis

I had a great date lined up & asked her if she would like to go out to eat or stay at home for some seafood? After agreeing to stay at my place she asked, "Where's the seafood?" I proceeded to un-zip my fly & let her feast on my Levi Lobster.

levi lobster by Dill boy May 22, 2006

Lobster Party 

A sexual party in which 6 or more male and/or female participants gather on a Harbor or Port and partake in various sexual acts typically including sexual intercourse, anal sex and oral sex.

(Though usually taking place in the middle of the night, it is not uncommon to see a lobster party happening in the morning afternoon or evening.)

Jake: Would you like to attend a lobster party at midnight?
Anthony: Thank you but no thank you, I fear i would turn the event into a crab party.

Lobster Party by BigBigWilly December 8, 2009

lobster trap 

A parking lot that is easy to enter, but difficult to exit. In the same way that a lobster trap, or lobster pot is easy for lobsters to enter, although they can not easily escape.

I had no trouble getting to Walmart, but I couldn't escape the parking lot because it was a lobster trap.

lobster trap by mechafroggie June 20, 2008

lobster

Word used for Jordan Peterson and his fans.

A: I hate JP. He says patriarchy never existed.
B: Don't bother with him. He's just a lobster trying to act like he knows it all and tweaks everything to suit his biased views.

(lobster originating from his hand movements)

lobster by lobster repeller July 12, 2022

Lobstering 

The act of peeing on a person while you’re fucking them. It’s called lobstering because lobsters actually do this irl. 💧

Hey yo timsha let’s meet up for a lobstering session in the School library... the carpets finna be wet and dirty asffff tho

Lobstering by benthelobstaaa🤤 September 16, 2018