Keesolshed

Hammered beyond legible comprehension where one’s vocabulary turns into primal monke sounds

Grant & Zaid were keesolshed the other night after buttchugging 2 fourlokos

by xxpussy360xx January 31, 2022

Kreeshlessness

A negative feeling originally named by @burger_king_burgers on TikTok, which I think, is a feeling of being so paranoid to a point where the Universe itself starts to fear you due to the severity of your stressed appearance.

I’m feeling a sense of Kreeshlessness

by cardboard.sock February 6, 2022

Kneesh

Where you put your hands when you shakin' ass, on your thot shit.

Hands on my kneesh, shakin' ass, on my thot shit.

by sir haxalot December 10, 2021

Keesje

A Keesje is someone who is bad at Rock Paper Scissors and is a bit too obsessed with the late 2000s show Gilmore Girls yet we still love her.

Oh did you hear that Keesje lost Rock Paper Scissors again

by Uma342526 December 15, 2021

Keese

A person you should kiss, make out with and do naughty things with each other.

Keese is so hot he needs kisses and loved

by anonymous June 8, 2022

council knees

the overstretched knee area of a pair of tight trousers or leggings, usually caused by being grossly over worn

look at the council knees on that tramp

by jon ronson July 29, 2006

Goose knees

when a girl(esp. skinny chicks) gives so much head on her knees that her knees begin to swell and resemble those of a goose or duck.

“I’m chillin at the crib sipping juice, while this bowlegged bitch gets goose knees.”
-Anonymous

by ThefirstGAL May 8, 2014