Kangaroo Telescope

- A telescope that can see up to the milky way.

- A powerful telescope.

I used a Kangaroo Telescope to look at Venus today!

by PurebloodSlytherinQueen February 9, 2023

Kangaroo

Informal; Northern Territory
Relationship that operates as it if legally or blood bound without actually being bound in either way.

eg. chosen family, marriage without paperwork

“yeah they’re married” “like legally?” “nah that’s his kangaroo wife”

“that’s my kangaroo cousin, so we’re not related by blood”

by mungaboy December 15, 2022

Kangaroo

Animals that have escaped from, "The ministry of Strange, Unusual and Impossible things." Have you ever wondered why Kangaroos stand out from all other animals so much? I mean, They are huge, they look like a mix of a human and a giant rabbit, but with weird holes instead of bellybuttons? But being the smartest in the Ministry Containment Of Odd Animals, they somehow escaped their cage and are out and about, causing havoc and chaos. Global Warming? More like nauseous gas that kangaroos have farted out. Water contamination isn't because of harmful chemicals and un- sanitized water. It's because kangaroos are infecting it. Kangaroos want to see the world crumble. If you ever see a kangaroo, run as fast as you can. They can kick you 100 metres in the air.

National Geographic guy: "And here, we have a kangaroo in its natural habitat..."
Me: "TURN IT OFF ! KANGAROOS ARE GOING TO KILL US ALL! TURN IT OFF!"

by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner January 22, 2023

kangaroo

a girl that goes from male to male, as if they’re hopping like a kangaroo

yo this girls moving like some next kangaroo

by thatonedefinitionbot July 7, 2023

Kangaroo Daniel

A kangaroo Daniel is an annoying ass aussie man

That kangaroo Daniel pisses me off mate

by litboy741628 August 13, 2023

Kangaroo

Stray Kids leader, Bangchan.

"kangaroo? "
"Bangchan!"

Or

"Wow, Chan jumped really high onto that stage platform.."

"Yeah, he's a kangaroo from Australia."

by ThatIdiotAsh August 22, 2023

Kangaroo Theodore

An Australian amalgam when shortened describes the act of being ‘rooted’, meaning to be in a bad state.

The term coming from the abbreviated version of kangaroo being ‘roo’ and Theodore being ‘Ted’, hence… ‘rooted’.

Shit Johnno, there’s no way I’m going to work today, I went on the piss with Robbo last night and I’m absolutely Kangaroo Theodore

by LeeNorman May 13, 2023