Tie the knot

Have sex for 24 hours

Joe: Hey, you love her?
Max: Yeah, we're gonna tie the knot.

by guzzzy November 2, 2021

blown out brown balloon knot

A loose asshole that loses elasticity after taking more than 7 inches in diameter of damage. From gay sex or anything else shoved in that hole. It will look like a pink sock if done correctly.

The Navy has the most men with blown out brown balloon knots.

by Shitshow1986 June 29, 2022

Mongolian Cock Knot

The act of three burly men scissoring

Saw these guys having quite the Mongolian Cock Knot on the steps of the White house lawn the other day.

by FunterTundle February 14, 2023

slip knot

A "gimmick" band that has outlived it's 15 minutes of fame. The band members openly admit that they are not real musicians, and that they are nothing more than travelling clowns in jumpsuits. 90 percent of slipknot lyrics consist of the word "fuck". Slipknot fans are stupid.

Latest slipknot lyrics: "fuckety-fuck fuck this and fuck that, fuckety fuckety fuck". Fuck.

by The Dodger March 24, 2005

knotted smile

A vagina. Especially one with twisted and contorted labia minora.

I spent half of high school trying to get a piece of Payton's vagina. It wasn't until prom night that I succeeded. I fortunately found her flat wasted, lying prone on the lawn of the individual having the party. I wasted no time prying those inundated white cotton panties aside to reveal her glistening knotted smile. What happened next is only known by God and me.

by fav January 27, 2007

Knor

It's like when you're trying to ignore someone, but you accidentally slip up and say 1 or 2 things to them.

Guy 1: I'm ignoring that girl over there.
Guy 2: Good!
Girl: Hey what's up cutie?
Guy 1: Hey, nothing.
Guy 2: I thought you were ignoring her?
Guy 1: Damn... Total knor...

by TrishToxin January 13, 2009

balloon knot

That delicious part of a womans body that is the most ignored. While spreading her butt cheeks, you apply your nose to her anus and slowly inhale the scent of her bunghole and enjoy the aroma and begin to lick and suck the taste right out of her turdcutter. Once her gumhole is ready, you might get to cornhole her and bust a gooey nut deep in her tailpipe.

Madge was horned up, I licked her pussy and asshole clean and she was ready. I lubed up and penetrated her bunghole. Her turdcutter was tight, squeezing my cock. I busted the biggest nut I ever had deep in her balloon knot.

by The King Cornholer April 3, 2008