lolage to your knowledge

taking the piss out of someone being thick

Frank: hey Timmy what the answer to this question? 'andrea has got £2 how many 50p's is that?'
Timmy: mate that major lolage to your knowledge.

by poontang9545 December 16, 2008

For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge

A euphemistic way of referring to taboo sex (outside of marriage, adultery, homosexuality, sodomy, etc.), this phrase is often used as a false etymology for the word "fuck"
Also, Van Halen's 1991 album

I remember coming home and getting slapped by my dad for unlawful carnal knowledge, apparently he found out my "roomate" and I were actually dating

by Whythisword October 16, 2022

Knoll

It's just a small hill like a mound, and nothing else. If someone wants to name a really small hill that they don't want to call a hill, just call it, a knoll.

Person 1: Hey, I saw a nice little knoll you can easily walk up and down on, you should go there I don't think you could do that with a hill.
Person 2: I'm not fat.
Person 1: Yes you are.

by Lagless The UT Fan May 2, 2018

Knowledge

Act of performing wig, dome, head, brain, attic, cranium, and skull.

Ryan Churchill gives himself KNOWLEDGE.

by Heavy D March 5, 2004

knowles

getting pregnant so your boyfriend will finally marry you. (i.e. Solange and Beyonce Knowles)

"After the wedding, I found out she wasn't pregnant." "No way! She totally pulled a Knowles."

by DivaDivine May 2, 2008

Knoll

Fun, sweet, sensitive and caring but at times can be very stubborn. Extremely handsome. Can bring a smile onto anyone's face. His laugh is infectious. You can't help but to love him.

Knoll is the sweetest boy in the world.

by daisy77 February 5, 2010

knoller

a person who doesn't like fun, and/or doesn't want to do fun activities

"Mark didn't want to get ice cream and play a game. He is such a knoller."

by Rook Rookington January 5, 2009