Kitten Flu

A rare and always fatal disease which kills in 4 days. Kitten flu starts off with normal flu like symptoms but then on the second day ears start forming on your skull and a tail starts to form on your rear, this process is excruciatingly painful. On the fourth day when the ears and tail are fully formed, they fall off, your heart explodes and you die. Kitten Flu, though believed to be originated from kittens, is not passed out to humans through contact with the animal.

random person 1: "i feel really sick and my head and lower back hurt like mad, its hard to describe"

random person 2:" does it feel almost like something is growing out of them?"

random person 1: "actually, yeah, thats exactly what it feels like

random person 2: oh shit bro, i think you might have kitten flu, get away from me!"

by SpecialKk May 15, 2010

Dick Kitten

When you want to send a girl a dick pic, but don't want to be awkward, so you draw a picture of a cat on it. Instead of being weirded out, she will laugh.... with all of her friends.

T: "Wanna see my dick kitten?"
A: "What is a dick kitten?"
T: *sends pic*
A: *screenshots, and shows friends* (sorry T)

by MEEEOOOW January 31, 2015

litter of kittens

n. ; multiple pieces of feces at least 2.5 courics a piece accumulated in one sitting.

"Man, I just gave birth to a litter of kittens in your upstairs restroom. My bad, nyuggah."

by Bradd A. Jones March 12, 2009

Pile of Kittens

A game where two or more people lay on each other and cuddle, like a pile of kittens.

Emily : Who's up to play pile of kittens ???

Charlynn : FOR SURE but you're on bottom !

by Sharklynn89 August 30, 2010

kitten mittens

What kittens love to wear when it's cold. From the latin phrase kittano mittono.

Mr Boots the kittycat wears his kitten kittens when it's cold.

by l0rd_hex January 11, 2004

sweater kittens

incredible female breasts as viewed by a male when their slight movement creates arousal

for fucksake those sweater kittens are turning me into Tony the tiger.

by Jim Cotter December 12, 2003

Sky Kitten

Common household fly.

Name inspired by PETAs 'Sea Kitten' campaign to re-brand fish as cute animals and their subsequent objections to Barack Obama's killing of a fly during a news conference.

Aww - don't kill that fly! They're Sky Kittens you know. You wouldn't swat a kitten!! ...or would you?

by Zebidee55 June 21, 2009