The unfortunate momentary loss of anal reflexes while performing Kegel exercises. Usually happens after a night of eating chili dogs and drinking beer.
I was getting ready for my date with Gary and I accidentally soiled myself with a chocolate Kegel...but I think he is in to that sort of thing.
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Get the keelan mug.keely (verb, intransitive): to upbraid a member of an online discussion forum for starting, or contributing to, a thread without first having checked that no similar thread, or contribution, exists elsewhere on the forum; frequently, but not always, accompanied by the posting of links to the earlier threads.
Orig.: early 21st century; a reference to a frequent contributor to a field hockey discussion forum
Orig.: early 21st century; a reference to a frequent contributor to a field hockey discussion forum
(1) "The moderator will keely you if you don't check your posts for repeated subject matter";
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