I'd do The kangaroo with her
by BiggusDiggus March 11, 2018
A euphemism used as a reason for violently and abruptly taking a device (or unplugging it, etc) from someone who has inadvertently stumbled upon your vast, digital library of self-abuse.
by smokestyle December 24, 2021
insert the most disguisting, depraved and physically impossible sex act ever imagined by mankind here
by sergonus April 17, 2024
When you stick your foot in a girls asshole and start thrusting it in a kicking motion, like a kangaroo
by TurtleFIghters April 18, 2024
When three vulva-bearing people stand in a semi-circle with their fingers out and a fourth jumps from person to person to person trying to get each finger in their vagina.
by Jonathan the sheep December 29, 2021
This is when you spin her on your dick like a Beyblade and then stand up while she is still spinning. You then pick her up and start jumping and when she's about to puke you throw her onto the bed and jump on top of her. You then proceed to ejaculate onto her breasts while she pukes onto your dick.
by BDB420 June 07, 2021
Someone who likes having their anus fisted, while simultaneously having someone spit in their face/mouth.
Last night I met a Kangaroo Smuggler
by Greybeardthepirate212 May 24, 2023