dirty kolesar

When a teacher touches you inappropriately while picking his nose and teachers pet by Melanie Martinez is paying in the background

I just recieved a dirty kolesar, now I can’t stop singing Melanie Martinez

by Donkeysarepeopletoo April 17, 2020

Ava Kolman

A blonde chick who friendzone people and likes dying her hair. She kinda sus sometimes but generally chill.

Ava Kolman is a girl

by Lodenis Peilinis 2 October 29, 2020

Akademski kolegij

A very old building, that’s usually abandoned. Inside live a lot of crack heads who eats rats and piss in the sink.

Oh you live in a crack house?
Yes I live in Akademski kolegij!

by ABatFromAThirdWindowToTheLeft February 15, 2022

Akademski Kolegij

Sucks ass in the biggest way possible, people shit in the shower, trow stuff out of the windows, smoke weed every single minute of their existence in the fucking house. Like literally inside their rooms. Fucking morons. Also, the president has to be dethroned. But on the other hand its kinda cool because you can drill holes in the walls as much as you want and you have kitchen, living room, bedroom and workplace all in 10 m2. Fucking neat innit. Also free weed. Just kidding, its 5 eurs/gram.

Do you like to suck ass? Yes I live in akademski kolegij.

by Krofki February 16, 2022

dirty klemitson

The act of jizzing in the chicken dumpling soup while singing along to Shania Twain’s “I feel like woman”.

Everybody loves when I use grandmas dirty klemitson recipe for family gatherings!

by Mammasboy24 April 10, 2023

dirty Koleton

Really intense cyber sex, where both men pretend to be women (primarily Fnaf cosplay).

I think Elizabeth is pulling a dirty Koleton on me.

by Jimmyjhonsiscool April 26, 2023

The Kolek

An overly confident gentleman of a pale complexion (possible albino Armenian) lures women from the local tavern into a leased warehouse. Only a single folding chair (circa 1994 with mild rust) sits alone in the assumed middle of the room. The man whispers something soft and inaudible that sounds eerily like an orangutans orgasm and then begins his mating dance.

The dance itself is romantic, erotic, and somber as he gently prances around his prey slowly masturbating to completion. A single tear journeys down his cheek as his seed spills on the floor. His work is done.

Soft applause is heard in the dark crevices of the warehouse corners.

You: Bro I was prepping to the Kolek this hoe so bad but she just wouldn’t follow me into the warehouse.

by Mr. TaCow September 7, 2024