jostle

To make one last attempt.

"Dude is this bowl cahsed?"

"Naw, I don't think so. Why don't you give it another jostle?"

by Mister Biggums September 21, 2005

Jouse

Jouse is another meaning for yes, it can be said with an accent as well.

Person 1: "Are you going to the party tomorrow night?!"
Person 2: "Jouse."

Person 1: "Have you taken the English test yet?"
Person 2: "Jouse, I think I failed because I didn't study."

by Nikjord January 11, 2012

Bitch Jousting

A sport in which two guys each get a girl and have sex with them from behind. The guys then play rear admiral and try to ram their respective girl into the opposing girl with the goal of knocking her out. The loser is the guy whose girl is knocked unconcious first.

Pat and Ian played bitch jousting last night. Pat's bitch toally cracked her skull on Ian's bitch's shoulder and got knocked out.

by hipp5 September 21, 2006

Cock Jousting

A sport where two people run towards each other at full speed with massive erections and hot dogs stuck halfway up their butts. The victorious party will keep his hot dog intact upon cock-to-cock contact while the loser will break his hot dog in half by clenching his butt cheeks together in fear of the collision.

The arena floor was covered in broken hot dogs after the annual cock jousting tournament.

by Fort Donkey May 3, 2008

jount

A universal word that can be used in place of a noun.

Ay turn on that jount real quick!!

by kukalocka August 23, 2006

Joost

A Dutch Mentalist, who resides in the East London. Instantly recognisable from a strange tic, which involves the placement of his right hand to his forehead at 30 second intervals. Hobbies include making guys happy, and being a muse for hard drinking poets.

"I am Joost, it rhymes with Toast"
"I must go home and make a guy happy"
"I think you are making a pause out of what I am saying"

by Peldon March 25, 2004

Willy Jousters

When two guys take residence on a seperate form of transport(horse or Bike)either end of a run way whilst being naked and sporting a erection. When a whistle is blown you then both charge at each other with your erection in hand and try to knock off each other from their transport using your willy. If one guy comes then that's immediate disqualification and the other guy wins by default.

I am a willy jousters, i joust using just my willy

by Rusoe September 29, 2008