sweet, funny, cute smile, nice brown hair, very confusing, will lead you on, will talk you for a week and randomly stop talking to you out of no where. a liar.
by sweeeeethearrrrt November 22, 2010
Most often spotted tending turtles or collecting mud. A John is super mysterious and, thus, everyone’s always curious. But a John often confuses simply because he’s always confused. Therefore, if you approach a John, walk slowly, it often takes a John longer to understand and comprehend seemingly simple things. Initially may seem like a jerk. Nevertheless, a John always means well, so don’t take his tourette-like exclamations personally.
by xCrossroadsx November 25, 2010
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by I eat poop 69 February 23, 2022
John is that nerdy/ socially awkward kid but has friends that talks about old memes and weird memes like dinosaurs or moths.
John stared at me when his was in the trees.
by Typed May 10, 2019
by Jj johnson J3317 February 14, 2018
He isn't the most attractive man in the world but he makes up for it in the bedroom/kitchen/couch. he has the one of the most beautiful eyes in the world. he doesn't lie nor does he dog the boys, but on the odd occasion he does doggy-style the ladies. he is a ladies man. he has the most charm ever. he has a huge dick. he is good at basketball, drawing and ladies.
by Janie22Janie November 07, 2016
Is the cutest, the most sweetest and amazing guy you can ever meet. He gives the best hugs, and has the most irresistible voice in the whole world. He is most likely to be tall, and very athletic. He is intelligent, and is a sweet talker :) when he meets the girl of his dreams, he is fully committed to loving her and giving her the world. This girl means the world to him and he will surely not let her go. In the twenties he’ll marry a girl who’s name will start with a K, and they’ll live happily ever after in a cabin in the woods. Probably Adirondacks
by Booboobear69 March 19, 2019