E-Jock

Virtual pro "jock" that behaves and acts like a high school or college level athlete with a cocky attitude. Usually goes around exclaiming "We're number one!" or "you all are noobs" etc within an online gaming environment, or mmos like World of Warcraft, Everquest, etc.

Compare with Jock

E-Jock: WE'RE NUMBER ONE an you are gay cause you aren't pro like us!

by Shadinaxx April 13, 2010

Jock licker

A jock licker is someone who wants to be around the jocks sooooooo bad that the jocks make him there personal wedgie slave the constantly wedgie him and let anybody wedgie him they also make him do very embarrassing things like come to school in a wet diaper and then pants him in the hallway or put his lunch down his underwear and give him a messy wedgie they also make him do there work and he lets them do all this because he wants to be with the jocks

Hey did you see the jock licker getting a bouncing messy wedgie, yah I did later I saw him in the nurses office after the jocks peed on him and made him tell the nurse the that he wet himself and then she put him in a diaper and called his mom.

by I get daly wedgies April 21, 2015

Jock Hogger

A Jock Hogger is when a women gives a man a real deep blow job, without stopping for anything till the man in pleased.

When It comes to sex my girlfriend is a real "Jock Hogger."

by This_girl_cray May 9, 2014

shock jock

Any radio personality who seeks to increase fame and audience size by sole virtue of acts or speeches aimed to cause public outcry.

by Anonymous August 18, 2003

spot jocking

When an unassociated graffiti writer paints or "gets up" in an area that is mostly painted by another crew.

That wack ass toy crew has been spot jocking every rooftop i hit.

by xylena June 23, 2006

jock ride

A slow ass econobox such as a Civic DX that has tons of gaudy shit such as "sik" body kits, "tyt" spoiler that is three feet high, and a bright-as-fuck powder blue paint job. Or a slow, small SUV such as a RAV4 that has 24's, fog lights, and a fancy looking grille. A rice burner.

jock: YO NIGGAS LOOK AT MAH PHAT WHIP

Me: You're not a "nigga".

by DJ-BILLZ May 17, 2005

Saxophone Jock

One who plays mean melodic lines in either jazz improvisation of sick melodic lines in classical or band music. Master of crazy rhythms.

"Did you hear that saxophone jock at the concert last night?
"He tore the place up with that solo"

by Rangeover June 17, 2009