fucked up like jerry's kids

so inebriated that while in the bed next to your girlfriend, you piss on yourself

I was so fucked up like jerry's kids, and even after i washed the sheets that bitch kicked me out!

by batash August 4, 2008

jerry seinfeld

The greatest person ever i bet he could pull Laura Booth so easily

Hilarious guy he's just so funny

by Al Smith May 19, 2004

jerry curl juice

A hair product black folks use to keep their hair from getting crispy and breaking off. It has the aroma of petunias mixed with unwashed asshole.

Did you smell Alouicious Thorogood today? He stunk to high-heaven in this heat.

Aww thats just his jerry curl juice stinking. He's a rather clean chap overall, I must say.

by multiculture_trailer September 14, 2010

jerky boy

The Jerky Boys; A snapperhead or rubberneck, one who make prank phone calls, one who jerks alot, a idiot, one does things without thinking

Watch the Jerky Boys Movie. This jerky boy thinks he can win a fight with me.

by vr5ken July 21, 2006

Jerry

Jerry has a place in Jacobs foot and my heart. Jerry was eaten by Rebekah.RIP Jerry u will be missed

Me:Jerry has a place in my heart
Jacob:and my foot

by Jerrymyfish July 24, 2019

Turbo-Jerbo

1.Doing something very quickly. High Speed.
2.Extremely fast masturbation. Mostly done for fear of being caught.

Little Clarke drove Turbo-Jerbo because he was late for his therapy.

by ken March 29, 2006

Jerry's kids

1. A derogatory term for kids who receive support from the Muscular Dystrophy Association. They are called this due to the MDA having a sixty-year partnership with Jerry Lee Lewis
2. A hardcore punk band from Boston who released two albums and still tours today.

1. Noah is one of Jerry's kids.
2. Jerry's Kids kick serious ass! You should really listen to their debut album "Is This My World?"

by hcpunkfan703 July 17, 2018