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jackiechang

Your personal ninja- like a hybrid Data from The Goonies/Jackie Chan/yes man /best buddy
Chris is a JackieChang by my side and is like a personal Swiss army knife!
by Acmeusa December 29, 2018
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Jackie Daytona

A bar owner in Pennsylvania (sounds like Transylvania which is cool) that changes lives
Jackie Daytona is a fucking legend.
by Dondafan September 30, 2021
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Jackpine savage

Extreme Caution must be taken when entering jack pine savage territory. They are territorial, and may cook you for food if they are hungry.

The savages can be easily identified by their trailer park lifestyle, while usually owning more than 10acres. Often they will have multiple cars, campers, half finished projects, and other rubbish seemingly scattered around their domicile, but refuse to get rid of any of it for a plethora of reasons.

Scientist are unsure if the jack pine tree itself contributes to the savages behavior, or if the hole in the ozone layer has centered itself in the area leading to brain damage. However the savages tend to migrate toward areas already inhabited by the jack pine, or jack spruce trees.

Though claiming little to no income for most of their lives, they have enough vehicles, and other assorted reasonably expensive items such as broken farm equipment, that the IRS and Bernie Sanders, are looking for a way to tax the savages on their collection.

The savages can often be found at the local watering hole, from open to close.

They typically communicate within their community using a combination of English, grunts, and hillbilly. Dialects vary from one territory to another.
Headed up to the cabin, we had to drive through jack pine savage territory, we saw a couple of them adding a wrecked Toyota Corolla to their front yard collection.
I don’t venture into jackpine savage often, it’s too dangerous, I’m likely to be eaten!
by Redbull vodka May 27, 2022
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Crackie Jackie

famous crackhead from Duarte
gets no dick
incest with her cousins
GIVES NO FUCKS
if you need that good shit, crackie jackie got you!
by WholeLottaGangShit123 November 29, 2017
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ms.Jackie

The sweetest lady you'd ever meet! She's the type of Lady who would bake cookies and sew prom dresses. Most people wouldn't take the chance to talk to her but if you do, you'd find out she's the bomb! ❤👌
Person 1: is that Ms.Jackie over there?
Person2 : No, that's Kim Kardashian!
by MaxAlgas69 May 14, 2018
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A Jackie Kennedy

A sexual position in a threesome (consisting of 2 men and a woman or another man) where two men place their erect penises together head to head while the woman fingerblasts herself while jerking the men off from ballsack to ballsack in a continuous motion.
Wow. I can't wait to see Jackie one hand jerk them gay dudes off aka perform A Jackie Kennedy.
by MobyLastdick July 23, 2020
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Jackie Bao

The sickest girl you will ever love.
bao
jackie
love
sick
by RapeRapeRapeBanananannas January 25, 2009
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