JJ ism

A JJ-ism is the part of the conversation where divergence is inevitable and the segues are non existent…..bonus points if the speed of speech exceeds Mach-4.

A JJ ism is the part of the conversation where divergence is inevitable and the segues are non existent…..bonus points if the speed of speech exceeds Mach-4.

Do you know how the birds got their colors? I just realized that crocs are both animals and footwear but they don’t make crocs out of animals the footwear not the animals.

by BeccaAK July 18, 2023

Michael-ism

Frequently observed observations of the mannerisms of Michael

Guy 1 farts.
Guy 1: "Pardon me, I must say"
Guy 2: "Ha, nice Michael-ism!"

by anonymous August 22, 2023

Ism Schism

An intervention that turns into a fight

James: you hear about the Ism Schism between Amelia and Nikki.

by INeedAPsychologist September 2, 2023

The "ism"

Short for severe crippling alcoholism. When someone drinks so much alcohol on a daily basis, they don't merely have a drinking problem. They got the "ism"

Dude! You drink a big dirty of vodka every morning to stop your shaking. Bro! You don't just drink. You got the "ism"!

by Ksmokinggun79 November 27, 2022

Duffy-ism

The uncontrollable and unexplanable breaking or imploding of glasses in the workplace at a given time which Duffy is in the area

Ahh the glass smashed in your hand? That's Duffy-ism right there

by Dargament December 1, 2022

Jay-ism

A problem only jay can help with

.... I have a jay-ism

by Arrggghhhhhhh January 5, 2022

kenobi-ism

A statement which is true ... from a certain point of view.

The defining Kenobi-ism: “A young Jedi named Darth Vader, who was a pupil of mine until he turned to evil, helped the Empire hunt down and destroy the Jedi Knights. He betrayed and murdered your father.”

by darbs-darby-darbs October 8, 2022