Lithium injections

A awesome band, some might say that they are the best band on earth. Very many people know about this band and you should be one of them!

"Lithium Injections" the best band ever
songs:rrracoon and many other songs to follow.

by lithium band June 18, 2010

Florida Sloth Insertion

The Florida Sloth Insertion is when:
You tie a girl to a pole in a hanging position so she looks like a sloth. You then begin to anully penatrate hur anus. Now you get and orange and begin to rub it up and down her body. After doing this you get the orange and shove it into her vaginal orifice. Beware because this is when shit gets freeky. You now stick your penis into the orange which is placed in the girls vagina and begin to thrust rapidly giving the girl an extremely erotic feeling.

"Me and Kenny G tried the Florida Sloth Insertion last night. It was absolutely amazing."
-Ice T

by Sexy Sanchez and his dog Freeky Frito February 23, 2005

ineption

Manifestation of being inept; incapable of measuring up to expectations

Pity these as heaven straddles all boundaries and sentiments of joy ineption.

by Hercolena Oliver January 26, 2009

injection

(noun) the depositing of sperm in the vagina

see also squirting jam into a donut

"I'm going over to give Fat Annie a rubdown , a tongue bath and an injection."

by Jake March 24, 2004

hot beef injection

me inserting my penis into my lady friend, wherever she desires it (nose, mouth, ear, etc.)

"Hey, Raquel u need a hot beef injection"

"Ok, how about u come over tonight, I really need it hard in the ear"

by 11yearsoldandtencentimeters August 1, 2009

intentional false estimate

A charge that is not yet a criminal offense, but should be. Deliberately mis-stating how long something will take, how much it will cost, or how difficult it will be.

Originated by Larry Miller and Colonel Jeff Fox.

Tim: It's real close, an easy 5-10 minutes hike.
David (after a 30 minute hike straight up the side of a mountain): That wasn't 10 minutes!
Tim: I knew if I told you the truth, you wouldn't do it.
David: That's an intentional false estimate. You should be in jail, asshole.

Her: We just have to stop in at the party and say "hi". 30 minutes tops.
Him (2 hours later): 30 minutes!? 30 minutes?! Intentional false estimate!
Her: Just like, "the game will be over in 5 minutes?"

by Evadgib December 15, 2011

Intentional invenomation

The act of intentionally biting yourself with a dead, poisonous snake.

Fuck, Derek! Why did you go through with the intentional invenomation of yourself for science?

by Awkwardsosig October 12, 2021