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Instagram Normie

Something a redditard screeches when they see an emoji, or a post that isn't wholesome, Keanu Reeves, doggo, marvel quote, star wars quote, or any other shitty reaction image under a caption.

Mainly used by redditors who think theyre superior to instagram users and then continue make the same unoriginal joke as the last 100 people.
You didn't say "aww man" after i said creeper! you're an instagram normie!
by xD111111111111 August 24, 2019
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ily instagram
by sharks28 October 26, 2016
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Instacrash

1. When a piece of technology fucks you over by turning off or breaking just as you were about to do something important.

2. When something or someone screws you over.

3. When you're so tired that you pass out on the spot.
1. "Man my PC just instacrashed when I was about to level up to Uber Hardcore."

2. "This chick just instacrashed my balls - I really thought I was gonna get laid tonight."

3. "Just as Johnny was about to walk out the door, he instacrashed on the curb."
by Vex Skyler October 1, 2011
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instagram purge

Event that started on July 19th 2014 where all the hateful/rejected/sadistic/heartless bastards on Instagram post compromising images (i.e. nudes) of people who trusted them with said images.
Asshole boyfriend: "She said No... Oh this bitch goin' down" *posts nudes of now ex-girlfriend on Instagram* "Hahahahahaha #Instagram Purge"
by King Kong Slong July 23, 2014
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a website where girls backs get broken
by hosaynotjoseph July 5, 2022
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instagram thot

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an instagram thot is a typically teenage girl that uses her natural beauty or makeup to gain followers

millielouiseexx is a thot which means she uses her beauty for followers
by bigpeenbenjamin November 5, 2019
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Instagram high

The Instagram is a obsession with taking selfies and posting pointless pictures of food for no bloody reason and find happiness in this obsession
Hey I got new car, but first let me take a selfie and post it on Instagram to help my Instagram high.
by The bitch55 April 29, 2014
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