Incest

Incest means having sex with someone from your family. This was a common thing back in the days but is not considered normal any longer unless you live in Alabama where it's still considered perfectly normal to fuck and marry your cousin.

Alabama person: so this is my wife Karen

Normal person: Ohh I thought Karen was your sister

Alabama person: Yeah she is my sister, but she is also my wife

Normal person: But that's incest

Alabama person: I really don't see the problem

by Cute lil bitch March 18, 2019

Adam incest

When someone named adam has sex with his own parents and then fucks his own dog and his siblings in a massive orge and then mates with a plane and hijacks it and crashes into the twin towers.

Oh no Adam is being Adam incest again

by Snorkel August 23, 2023

economic incest

Screwing a family member on a financial transaction.

He paid his sister so far below market value on that property that it was economic incest.

by ThorMonster April 7, 2016

Incest Rule

The Incest Rule, also known as Rule 999, requires you to have sex with your close relatives at any time possible.

"My cousin is coming over tomorrow."
"The Incest Rule?"
"You're dead to me."

by AnonLollipop August 17, 2016

Incest

An act where two relatives do something romantic together

Liam and Connor who are brothers had sex on our ceiling fan! That’s Incest.

by annexoxosmith February 19, 2024

Incest

SWEET HOME ALABAMA

person 1: commits incest
person 2: SWEET HOME ALABAMA

by Senor Yeet September 27, 2019

Incest Allen

When your big fat aunt named Allen becomes insanely obsessed with spying on her Nephew and his wife, as they perform the amazing piss tornado twice a day . Sometimes she puffs out her boobs and grunts after belching a load of dog jizz down her chin like its an act of dominance, AWWW Bless her lil heart she's got the IQ of a wolf rat banned from the city.

Daughter: Hey MOM Look at that disgusting fat sperm whale taking a shit in the pool.
Mom: Thats Incest Allen your Aunt, wait till you see her pissed off drunk on a bass boat with no Rottweiler jizz to drink.
Daughter : Gross . Ill never eat hot dogs again.. MOM She scares me..Can we go skate park instead?

by Allstatepolesmoker June 10, 2022