Your Mom

Something to do when you're bored

Your mom.

by Anonymousful March 18, 2011

Your mom

Gay

Me: Your mom gay

Them: *dies*

by I’m.a.furry. June 18, 2018

Your mom

gay

Your mom gay

by Captain coochie man March 06, 2019

Your Mom

A phrase that has been over used since the 1970's. And sometimes it doesnt even make sense.

Guy 1: Hey dude wanna hang out?

Guy 2: Your mom.

Guy: Dude, what?

by callbootyblackcocks January 17, 2011

Your Mom

The answer to absolutely everything.

Guy: WAZZAAPP!
Me: Your mom.
Guy: Thats getting old.
Me: So is your mom.
Guy: You were just waiting for me to come here so you can fuck with me.
Me:Your...Mom?!?

by kjsdfrisue March 08, 2017

your mom

something retards say when they want to sound cool or funny, usually people thing they are mentally unstable or asian.

dude1: you suck balls
dude2: your mom sucks balls

dude1: whats wrong with you
dude2: your mom

dude1: i fucked my girlfriend last night
dude2: i fucked your mom last night

by stevo_92 April 08, 2006

your mom

The pathetic last resort of someone who can't think of a decent comeback, but is too stubborn to admit defeat.

Guy A:"You're an idiot and dont' know what you're talking about!"
Guy B:"Yeah well... your mom!"

by Canadamus Prime May 19, 2006