hottie butterface smoker chick

A pretty cool chick most often found during smoke breaks at work (gen. a large facility). She is possessed of a super rockin' bod, looks that are average or lower, but has all types of awesome true stories including, but not limited to: traffic altercations, drunken chicanery, sexual shenanigans, loose girlfriends, and delicious abuses of other employees, patrons, and whatnot (making her quite do-able).

Jeff: I just had a smoke with that one chick from the 4th floor, who was saying how she got in an accident with her boyfriend after some party. They were both drunk and going like 90 miles an hour, smashed into a street sign, and didn't even get a DUI, so she gave him a blowjob as a reward!
Eric: Fuuuck, good for her! Which girl again?
Jeff: You know, the hottie butterface smoker chick.
Eric: You mean Kelly?
Jeff: Oh yeah. That's her name.
Eric: I'd do her.
Jeff: Me too!

by e.dub in the streets May 17, 2008

Hottie Mc-Hot-Hot

1. A total babe
2. The highest ranking on the pyramid of hotness

You should have seen this girl. She was a total hottie mc-hot-hot. I wanted to bone her.

by gafhater August 13, 2004

Hottie Per Capita (HPC)

Given the available population, how many are hotties. Also known as the Hottie quotient.

"Wow, check that out. Even the mailwoman is hot."

"Yeah, the Hottie Per Capita (HPC) is high in college towns."

by AdonisTheKingofAllHeSurveys July 4, 2009

Dollar store hottie

The equivilent of asian shampoo in the kingdom of hotties.

Also, the equivilent of dollar store oreos as opposed to real oreos, in the kingdom of hotties.

Driving instructor:"That chick at the counter was pretty hot ay Tom?"

Tomathan:"Dunno... not really... she's the equivilent of dollar store marshmellows in the hottie world... she's a dollar store hottie"

by Spidermanrocks November 28, 2010

Anna banana hottie bestie

Anna banana hottie bestie is a myth, and unusual name. You can only call someone Anna banana hottie bestie when someone is named "Anna", and you shall treat her like a godess

Be careful Anna banana hottie bestie

by Yung_Trzt June 8, 2021

hottie mc hot hot

A word used to describe a very hot person. First used in reference to Tyson Ritter.

Wow, Chris Faller is definately a hottie mc hot hot.

by Rachel July 30, 2008

beam me up, hottie!

What you say when you pass by a foine specimen you don't know.

Tina: Hey Emma, look at that guy! He is so cute!
Emma: Beam me UP, hottie!
Irene: you guys are a bunch of fags.

by hey bra July 20, 2008