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homeless joe

Gross guy who has no home in the ward county area, especially Minot, ND. He sleeps with any girl he can get even if he has a girlfriend, or 2. He has mad amounts of STDs and everyone hates him.
Smart Guy 1: You lost your virginity to Homeless Joe?
Smart Guy 2: I'd get checked!
by Kate Paige June 11, 2006
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hopeless

When a Georgia resident loses H.O.P.E. A grant given to students who keep a specified GPA. Every couple of years due to budget cuts the requirements become harder to obtain and maintain throughout the college career. Thus, leaving students who could go to college, broke and unable to afford finsihing without the loaning of money from bank or government.
That last test rendered me hopeless.
by Georgia's Own June 2, 2011
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homelessexual

A lifestyle in which a person can only have intimate relationships if one or more partner is homeless.
Mary is a homelessexual. She can't be in a relationship unless she, or the person she's with, is homeless.
by Beau Brennan January 8, 2009
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homeless chic

a style of clothing worn by students, beggars or other people on low income who wear the same clothes for an extended period of time, by the end of which their toes are sticking out their shoes and moths fly out their armpits.
"Fashion Today" ranks 'Homeless Chic' the number one trend for poor students worldwide: "Wear you clothes to the MAX!"
by heythewhat February 10, 2012
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Homeless Apricot

Its when two people meet in a back alley and have their way with one another, whether they like it or not. While at the same time involving cardboard sides or boxes. Being fully naked would help but is not completely needed. One Male and One Female Only.
Hey, steve, last night I totally did the homeless apricot!
-Jerry

No Way! You bastard. I'm so jealous.
-Steve
by TheTrypleThreat June 3, 2010
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Homelessing

Noun: The act of being homeless, i.e laying in an alley to rest. Caused by the ingestion of too much liquor or other substance such as marijuana, crack, pcp, etc.
Joel: Damn look at River sleeping there he is homelessing again....

River: Leave me alone im tired and need to sleep

Joel: River! This is where you have been sleeping the last three weeks!

River: I,ve lost all communication with the outside world. Now give me a hit, homeslessing is the new trend in this day and age.
by BASEDLIFE November 12, 2011
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homieless

sup dogg, you free tonight? no, im with my girl, i cant hang, you're homieless
by packman711 July 2, 2012
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