headless headlock

Term used to describe an unusually large minge also known as a wizards sleeve.

“Crystal has a minge like a headless headlock nearly fell into it.”

by Shanbamthankumam69 September 22, 2022

Arkansas headlock

When a man wraps his legs around his partners head with his penis in his partners mouth

She said she gave a good blowjob, I asked her if she had ever had an Arkansas headlock.

by Skyclimber Knievel September 25, 2022

nordic headlock

A headlock where a taller person utilises their height to press another person’s head into their chest, often used as a demeaning joke

“Did you just see that? he’s short enough to get put into a nordic headlock”

by Eclipsiful August 13, 2023

Arabian Headrest

Sticking a dildo on someone’s forehead, sitting on it, and then drooping one nut over each of their eyes

“Is that a hickey on your forehead?”
“Yeah, Santiago and I tried an Arabian Headrest last night”

by Creamer667 January 14, 2025

No Hedro

The same as " No Homo" but for a person of the opposite sex. A platonic cop out for an inappropriate compliment to a friend of the opposite of the 2 types of human.

That outfit is sexy af!!! Rocking tits!!! No Hedro!! ( as a male to a female)

by FredMcD3 September 17, 2025

Monkey in a headlock

Hairy bush

Theresa yelled across the showroom saying, “Haeeey Mark!.” (She was seated at a desk in a skirt with no undergarment)... Mark gazes over but before he can make eye contact, his eyes peer up from the floor but are caught looking her beaver dead in the face, and said “H h heyyy Theresa” (Marks mind was stained forever) ...fast-forward two days..(Mark is in the warehouse talkin’ shop with tha boys) He says to the group, “man I was grabbing some button caps and Theresa calls my name and dammit if I didn’t see her monkey in a headlock!” (Store manager overheard and rather than addressing the matter he instead nailed some plywood to the back of her desk.) conclusion~Monkey sedated; monkey caged.

by Circumcised tortoise December 29, 2018

hoe hecka hedron

The phrase that you can call a smart bitch. If a girl is bullying you because your boyfriend isn't a shape, you can call her a hoe hecka hedron.

"Martha is a total hoe hecka hedron"

by FUCKILOSTIT October 17, 2020