having a wafty crank

a term used to refer male masterbation

see also wanking, pulling your pudding, bashing the bishop.

by Anonymous March 4, 2003

having trouble finding nemo

What is that?
1. An o.v.n.i. for hetero man.
2. A kind of worm.
3. A movie for Kids.

Good answer:
1. An o.v.n.i. for hetero man.

by Fred Derfy666 I'll find NEMO twice January 15, 2004

haninge

A place near Stockholm, Sweden. Where you can go and destroy a bench.

Old lady: Was it you who destroyed that bench?
Guy 1: No.
Guy 2: Why do old people care so much about what we do?
Guy 3: It's because they have nothing to do.
Guy 1: When i get old im going to become like them to keep the tradition alive.

by someoneyoudontknow April 27, 2005

I see dead people having orgasms

Sarcastic way of saying that what you are told is absolute nonsense, unviable (not capable of succeeding, esp financially "the pit had proved economically unviable"), or unpractical.

Sure... me too... I see dead people having orgasms.

by rperazag June 28, 2010

Having A Monday

Experiencing one of those all too familiar Mondays full of headaches, bitchiness, and generally shitty luck with everything.

Guy1: Hey man, you have a good weekend?

Guy2: Don't speak. I'm having a Monday dude

by crackfuzz January 10, 2012

mere chaadi mein masti hain

there's a party in my pants

HEY! Let me go to the bathroom! MERE CHAADI MEIN MASTI HAIN!

by desi girl January 19, 2009

having a fun time

Something Kriss isint very good at.

CHRIS GOD DAMNIT, STOP TRYING TO FIND EXPLOITS! we are having a fun time here!

by Bootlegboris March 13, 2017