evan hammonds

A faggot

Evan Hammonds is such a fag

by The mean ween January 18, 2017

Fancy Hammock

Extravagant man thong, usually seen on male strippers

Chris went and bought several fancy hammocks for his show the following night.

by Bobby_flay_saves.the.day. January 25, 2018

mammary hammock

slang term for a woman's bra/brassiere

that mammary hammock is really struggling to keep those things inside.

by americanjediknight April 17, 2018

Kentucky Hammock

Inserting each testicle into ones own asshole as if hanging a hammock from a tree

Yesterday, Kevin totally hung a bike lock from his Kentucky Hammock, and couldn’t get it off.

by Kentucky fried dicken September 3, 2018

Fur hammock

When one male or female has hair connecting from the public region down to the taint and back around to the rectal area cradling the nether regions they have successfully grown a Fur Hammock.

Molly: "Jane! We've got to get your fur hammock taken care of, it's poking out of your bikini."

by Juan Sang Phek September 9, 2018

lynn hammoud

She’s a lebanese girl. A VERY PRETTY GIRL!! SHE’s super sweet & kind. She has a great mind. A GREAT XO FAN. She has super POWERS!.. ( XO till she over dose ) XOTSOD.

Ex : lynn hammoud IS A GREAT WEEKND FAN

by carenxo April 19, 2019

soggy hammock

When you just cannot control your bowels and the runny shit gets caught in your undies, creating a soggy hammock.

"Hey Steve, if I don't make it to the bathroom in time, I might end up with a soggy hammock."

by Kaizin514 January 24, 2020