Forrest gump

Wasn't a smart man, but still got his own shrimp boat.

Forrest Gump- I tried to eat her pussy, but she tasted like cigarettes and beer Lietenant Dan.

Lietenant Dan- Its okay Forrest.

Girl- What is your friend stupid or somethin?

Lietenant Dan- What did you say?

Girl- I said is your friend stupid or somethin?

Lietenant Dan- Dont you ever call him stupid!

by Solid Mantis June 7, 2020

Gumped

To be Gumped means being raped by a retard for exactly 3 years, 2 months, 14 days, and 16 hours non-stop while being watched by Larry wheels.
This means that for that amount of time neither you nor the retard will leave the room and you are both continuously being fed through an IV.

Person 1: Dude, where have you been for the past 3 years, 2 months, 14 days and 16 hours?
Person 2: I was being ferociously Gumped in a gas station bathroom, even Larry Wheels was there to watch!

by Gumper9000 November 3, 2025

Gump

Sad people who eat on a room full of c
lowns

That gumps a ho

by Jjnftin December 22, 2019

Gump

Cum/spunk

Emily asked jenson if she could drink his gump.

by Jensyboo January 29, 2021

Forrest Gump Moment

When you say or do something stupid and don’t realize it until afterwards; Refers to the movie ‘Forrest Gump’ about a mentally challenged man.

That was my Forrest Gump moment of the day.

by SiL3Nt J September 13, 2023

Gumped

An intense or abrupt ending to a relationship that in turn causes a person to run until they can’t run anymore

“Have you seen Tyler? How’s he doing?”

“ Yeah, he’s going through it right now, He got gumped by Mason. I heard she got back with her ex and acted like they were never a thing. Now he wakes up at 4:30 every morning for a five mile run”

by ObliteratedOrangutan September 14, 2025

gumping

pranking someone in a chalant manner, particularly while at young life camp

“Bro, we were gumping so hard at windy gap last week.”

by Mr. Commissioner May 30, 2025