Social Goonsterbaiter

Someone who is a Social Goonsterbaiter often speaks of how they masturbate or brag about their gooning streak. These people often do this in odd situations such at family gatherings or at school. Some have a talent for art that could be good if not used to draw porn. Generally has many different was of masturbating or accessing porn

He is such a Social Goonsterbaiter can't believe he said he was jerking on his VR in class.

by MrGoonsley December 1, 2024

Barber goonsuitcasing

When you ask your barber for a low taper fade and instead he braids your head hair and ass hair and carries you like a suitcase and then proceeds to flickergoon and cum Inside your ass

I wanted to get a low taper fade but my barber James gave me a barber goonsuitcasing

by Lebombom February 18, 2025

Sir Goonsalot

''Sir Goonsalot'' is a term to describe a loser who jerks off all day everyday.

''yeah ok Sir Goonsalot you are pulling no hoes''

by Sleepyboibear March 4, 2025

Finna gonsta

The phrase used when you're about to gonsta.

"Babe, FINNA GONSTA!!! "

by YaLikeJazzG1 March 5, 2025

Opti-goons

Stands for “Optimized Gooners” It’s just a Vrchat group.

“Bro, ever since I joined the Opti-goons in VRChat, my obsession with Kokou went to an unhealthy level.”

by 6Royal99 April 27, 2025

Ultra Goonstinct

When you goon and touch yourself so good, your mind acts as if you dont need it, like ultra instinct from dragon ball

He gooned so hard, he went ultra goonstinct, and dodged ever edger

by DictionaryDude432 September 11, 2025

kicks and grins

For the hell of it. See "shits and giggles". Primarily used in western Cupertino.

"Yo why did you put dish soap in the dishwasher"

"For kicks and grins"

by nowyouseemee April 22, 2020