Gonzalo

To Gonzalo. To interrupt or intrude anything. Generally in between opposite genders. To be the center of everything.

Dude why are you gonzaloing us, can't you just stop. He is such a Gonzalo.

by TheActofNothing August 23, 2014

Hector Gonzalez

A mean ferocious man who is built to fuck the living shit out of wet pussy. He will destroy anything that gets in it's way even if it's one of his friends. Though he is a muscular man he has a soft heart in which he attracts all the females and falls into a mystical love boat where he gives them the orgasm of a life time. He stands in Northern California and hibernates in the Winter to avoid his penis from shriveling up in the cold, though in the Summer his penis falls down from his pants and testicles bulging out of his shorts.

Hector Gonzalez attacks the vagina with his mean cock until it bleeds.

by Fordguyy August 3, 2011

godzilla bukkake

The act of masturbating to a godzilla movie in a crowded theater while wearing fake dragon hands and after ejaculation letting a lizard clean you off.

Tonights godzilla bukkake feature the film godzilla vs mothra and damn did I cum hard.

by hookerbot5000 June 15, 2011

Godzilla Cock

A large Asian penis.

Named after Godzilla due to it's Asian origin and mythical existence.

also see: Godzilla Penis

Girl 1: I'm such a slut, I just did a BBC last nite

Girl 2: What's that?

Girl 1: A big black cock. A monster

Girl 2: That's nothing, I did a Godzilla Cock

Girl 1: What's that?

Girl 2: A monster Asian cock. They do exist.

by partygrrrl May 8, 2013

godzilla

a scene/emo girl with large hair with a straight fringe just above the eye the hair is usually blonde, ginger or brown/black and blonde, they are also hideously obese and wear drainpipes.

When you see a godzilla shout godzilla

"OMG liv, robyn and flo look at that godzilla what a beast how the hell does she think she can get away with that!"
All - "GODZILLA"

by Luke Johnson-Manning June 20, 2007

fudgie gonzales

Like a vanilla gonzales, but from the other side....

"what's a 'fudgie gonzales'?"

"imagine a vanilla gonzales, but from the other side."

by inerlogic iner inerl0gic September 25, 2012

Godzilla 2014

Godzilla 2014 is 5 minutes of a severly obese lizard with pinhead syndrome, and 115 minutes of a bug eyed crying white boy who likes like a fish whining in your face.

I want to watch a sad rom com about two boring white people crying. Fuck Steel Magnolias, I'm going to see Godzilla 2014!!

by Lil' Taste October 24, 2016